sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods




kingsleyyy:

if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.




I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses. 

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love




lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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every episode of snk: first battle - the struggle for trost, part 1 (s01e05)
"please, don’t die."


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coast-robbo:




shadowhuntersunite:

whiteteeth-teens:

little-lionman:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

Shit, this can’t hurt. 

Desperation of a broke uni student.

You guys, idk. Maybe it was just random, but like two days after I reblogged this, I got $25. I’m not even kidding.
So you know….I’m gonna reblog it again. For science.

shadowhuntersunite:

whiteteeth-teens:

little-lionman:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

Shit, this can’t hurt. 

Desperation of a broke uni student.

You guys, idk. Maybe it was just random, but like two days after I reblogged this, I got $25. I’m not even kidding.

So you know….I’m gonna reblog it again. For science.




tootsienoodles:

I would pay infinite money to see a Starkid musical ABOUT Starkid

but instead of all the Starkids playing themselves

they would play each other