it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love
whenever i forget my headphones at home
every episode of snk: first battle - the struggle for trost, part 1 (s01e05)
"please, don’t die."
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
Shit, this can’t hurt.
Desperation of a broke uni student.
You guys, idk. Maybe it was just random, but like two days after I reblogged this, I got $25. I’m not even kidding.
So you know….I’m gonna reblog it again. For science.
I would pay infinite money to see a Starkid musical ABOUT Starkid
but instead of all the Starkids playing themselves
they would play each other